Hans In Luck

Hans had worked as a servant for a gentleman for seven days. Even if his master rang him in the night for toast and tea, Hans greeted his master with a huge smile. Hans would drop the toast butter side down on the carpet, lick off the dirt and put it back on the tray. He forgot to put the tea bag in the tea. He was so clumsy he poured hot water all over his master's bed, which made his master pee.