Hans In Luck

Some people just seem to be lucky. Maybe they were born under a lucky star. Maybe they are no luckier than you or me, but they feel lucky and always greet life with a smile. If you might say that half a glass of water is half empty, they might say that it is half full

One of these lucky beings was Hans. He would say the glass is half full. Then he would drink the water and drop the glass. Hans was an idiot.